Humuhumu now wears the same size shoes as I do.

Shoe theft has occurred. My Birkenstocks. Argh.

The bloke thinks she will be taller than I am, because she's only 11, and this will therefore only be a phase so eventually I'll get them back.

I face a burning question: do I go six months without Birkenstocks, and thus unable to wear the complete standard-issue academic scientist uniform, or do I purchase a new pair?

Poll #31720 To sandal or not to sandal
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Do I buy a new pair of Birkenstocks?

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Yes, you should buy them in a different style (that one with the toe loop you were hankering after).
44 (65.7%)

No, you should wait until they return to you because Humuhumu has outgrown them.
2 (3.0%)

I think you should go with what you prefer and can afford.
33 (49.3%)

I like ticking boxes.
27 (40.3%)

I haven't done one of these in far too long, so below the cut, have a poll about the Great British Bake Off now that we're more than midway through the competition. I really like the participants in this one; I was rather lukewarm on it last year so I'm happy to be fully invested in it again.


Poll behind the cut to spare those not watching in real time )
Poll #24223 What We Do in the Shadows returns
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What is the state of the Nanila now that Series 2 of "What We Do in the Shadows" is now available on BBC iPlayer?

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Ecstatic
23 (100.0%)


Yes, so I'll see you in a few weeks after I've watched every episode multiple times until I have them all memorised.

Now we’re down to the last four contestants, it’s time to re-run the Great British Sewing Bee poll! I’m also attempting to get over the fact that we’ve dedicated two evenings in a row to staring at light fightings trying to work out the best arrangement for the kitchen and outdoors, and I’ve just dropped over £200 on the ones we selected. I may need a glass of wine or three to be able to cope with the idea that I’m now apparently a person who cares about light fittings.

Anyway.

The poll is behind the cut for those who have not been watching synchronously )

Wittering )
I'm desperately in need of a distraction this evening, and so I'm polling those of you who are keeping up with the latest series of The Great British Sewing Bee. Now that Week 5 is complete, please may I have your predictions for the top three, and your favourite contestant? (Comments may contain spoilers.)

Top three and favourites )

Additional news for those with similar tastes to mine who may be in need of distraction: The BBC is showing the 1996 series of Pride and Prejudice which has the absolutely divine performance by Jennifer Ehle as Lizzie Bennett, oh, and that chap Wossname who does a passable Mr Darcy. They're now up to Episode 3, which features Mr Darcy looking like a caged tiger who would like to murder everyone in the drawing room and ravish Lizzie on the nearest sofa. Ahem. Also, BBC Sounds has begun airing the entire series of Cabin Pressure all over again. Alphabetically, of course.

Poll #24047 Birkenstocks
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Birkenstocks are

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Ugly shoes
20 (37.7%)

Essential
12 (22.6%)

So comfy
26 (49.1%)

Worn with socks
12 (22.6%)

Absolutely not worn with socks
24 (45.3%)

Sexy
3 (5.7%)

To be avoided at all costs
7 (13.2%)

Our children have lived next to the canal since they were born. They’ve crossed the locks over the canal hundreds of times (supervised or carried). Remarkably, they’ve gotten to the ages of seven and a half, and five and a quarter, before one of them fell into it. This week, the streak was broken.

Poll #23844 Who fell into the canal?
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 67

Which child fell into the canal?

Keiki
42 (62.7%)

Humuhumu
25 (37.3%)



Photographic answer below the cut…

The Big Reveal )

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All other news today has been superseded by this item: Keiki's glasses arrived!

A couple of months ago, Keiki's eyes were tested at school, as is routine for Reception (kindergarten) age children. To our surprise, he failed the test in both eyes. We were surprised because, due to Humuhumu's quite severe long-sightedness and amblyopia, he had been checked (qualitatively) aged two and deemed to be fine.

However, once we'd finally managed to secure a full optician's appointment, we learned that he, too, is severely long-sighted. We tried to pick up his glasses last Saturday but it turned out the opticians had just swapped to delivering all new prescriptions by courier. So we had to wait.

We were worried that he wouldn't want to keep them on. It was a futile effort. He tried both pairs, decided to wear the green ones, and then kept them there for the rest of the day without any prompting. He was so excited when we went for a walk and kept commenting on everything he could (presumably suddenly) see very clearly.

Poll #23760 Keiki's glasses
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Keiki in his glasses is

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Adorable
42 (54.5%)

Smug
17 (22.1%)

Adorably Smug
48 (62.3%)

Smugly Adorable
37 (48.1%)

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Poll #23610 Untitled Goose Photo
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Honk?

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Honk!
63 (100.0%)

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