Sample tentacle creature:

Poll:
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 9
Would you like a sea creature postcard?
Ooh yes, delightful.
9 (100.0%)
Here is my postal address:
Would you like a sea creature postcard?
Ooh yes, delightful.
9 (100.0%)
Here is my postal address:
Would you like a tacky London postcard?
Ooh yes please, that would be delightful.
5 (100.0%)
Do I have your postal address?
Yes!
2 (40.0%)
No. I shall PM you with it.
3 (60.0%)
Do you want a Snaefellsnes sunset postcard?
Yes please!
10 (100.0%)
No, thank you.
0 (0.0%)
Do I have your postal address?
Yes, you do.
5 (50.0%)
No, and I shall either leave it in the text box below or PM you with it.
5 (50.0%)
Here is my postal address:
Guess which item(s) of clothing I forgot to bring with me to the gym today?
Socks
6 (33.3%)
Trousers
3 (16.7%)
Bra
4 (22.2%)
Knickers
12 (66.7%)
I bought nine postcards with elaborate cursive quotes from Daphne du Maurier when I was in Cornwall. Do you want one?
Oh yes, please. *fluttering eyelashes* *heaving bosom*
8 (61.5%)
Dear goodness me, no.
5 (38.5%)
If yes, do I have your postal address? (Check my "contact info" tag if you don't recall whether or not you've left it for me previously)
Oh gracious me, yes.
5 (55.6%)
Oh dear oh dear, no. I'll PM you with it.
4 (44.4%)
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being "Enveloped in gin-scented monarchic love" and 1 being "I don't have a queen so I have to drink the gin myself", how much does your queen love you?
1 | 8 (42.1%) | |
---|---|---|
2 | 2 (10.5%) | |
3 | 3 (15.8%) | |
4 | 1 (5.3%) | |
5 | 0 (0.0%) | |
6 | 0 (0.0%) | |
7 | 1 (5.3%) | |
8 | 1 (5.3%) | |
9 | 1 (5.3%) | |
10 | 2 (10.5%) |
Do you suspect that I have been drinking gin myself?
Yes.
19 (100.0%)