This is my British passport.

I'm afraid my first contact with it rather lacked the reverence it deserved. I stepped on the envelope with a muddy welly boot as I walked in the door.

It's been 18 months since I became a British citizen & over a decade since I moved to the UK. I have handed over a lot of money to the Border Agency and jumped through innumerable bureaucratic hoops to achieve this. It means a lot to me. It's the last bit of documentation cementing my life here, with my large partner, chosen children & beautiful mortgage. I may have mixed up my adjectives there. Forgive me. I'm emotional & might need to have a bit of sugar in my cuppa to calm me down.

Yes, my British friends, you're stuck with me now. And I'm also now indistinguishable from you (so long as I don't open my mouth, which is unlikely).


Finally, apropos of nothing, cat and boy.

From: [personal profile] caulkhead


I stepped on the envelope with a muddy welly boot as I walked in the door.

That sounds very British indeed to me. Congratulations!
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From: [personal profile] 0jack


"I stepped on the envelope with a muddy welly boot as I walked in the door."

YOU PASSED THE FINAL TEST.

If you hadn't, it would have self-destructed. :D

From: [personal profile] cosmolinguist


Congratulations! So relieved this is finally over for you.
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From: [personal profile] quoththeravyn


Woohoo! You may now return your attention to space plasmas, where it belongs. :-)
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From: [personal profile] cxcvi


Feel free to do exactly what I did when I first received mine. Youtube Link to help you get the idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi4jKa6jaek
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From: [personal profile] ceb


YAY! Champagne and Tunnocks Tea Cakes all round :-)
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From: [personal profile] lurkingcat


Hurrah! Stepping on the envelope was of course a perfectly judged Britishism.
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From: [personal profile] forthwritten


Congratulations! Stomping on it with a muddy boot then having to settle your nerves with a brew sounds about right to me.
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From: [personal profile] pulchritude


Congrats!

And hopefully you don't mind my asking this, but why don't you try to change your accent? I personally would if I were going to immigrate to the UK (and did change my accent partially whilst I was living there).
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From: [personal profile] ironed_orchid


Yay passport!

I'm glad to see Telstar is continuing his important work as guardian of the small humans.
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From: [personal profile] alwayswondered


YOU MADE IT. So happy that you're finally at the end of this exhausting journey. Welcome home. <3
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From: [personal profile] major_clanger


Congratulations!

I had a look for pictures of the inside front covers of US passports and I see that you have upgraded yourself from a passport that merely requests that assistance be provided to one where the Secretary of State requests and requires it.

However, I have to advise that these days the implied "...or we send in a gunboat" is rather less strong than it was in 1850.
Edited Date: 2015-03-04 12:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] silveradept


Congratulations. For all the trouble that you went through to obtain it, having stepped on it as the inaugural part seems appropriate.
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From: [personal profile] lark_ascends


CONGRATS!!!!

And yay for gorgeous photo.
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