Mostly this is an excuse to post a photo of my cat.

[nanila]

[Telstar pities the fool who does not know how to use a bright yellow bath mat.]

Also, cunningly concealed in this poll is the correct answer to a long-running dispute that I, that is to say, a friend of mine has with another friend.

Poll #12827

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 31

The best application of a bath mat is as

a thing to step on when you exit the bath.
12 (40.0%)

a cat blanket.
18 (60.0%)

I hand you a biscuit. You are delighted because it is a

bourbon cream.
19 (70.4%)

custard cream.
8 (29.6%)

You catch your significant other reading the comments. The correct response is

to shut their laptop and then sit on it.
31 (100.0%)

Comments

[foxfinial]

All cream biscuits are D: D: D: D: that is all.

(Also: your cat is amazing.)

[nanila]

Oh dear! I will be sure never to offer you a cream biscuit, then.

Right now he is amazing...ly asleep in the sunshine.

[gorgeousnerd]

CAT. ♥

(I've never actually had bourbon cream biscuits before, so I picked it because I'd be interested to try it.)

[nanila]

I will try to find a small packet of bourbon cream biscuits to post to you, because it is essential that you try them.

[chickenfeet]

Paw of DOOM!

[nanila]

Yes. I felt the full force of the paw of DOOM on my ankle this morning when it turned out I was headed for the loo and not, in fact, down the stairs to feed His Highness.

[azurelunatic]

Sadly, I've never had either of those biscuits, so I don't hold an opinion on one over the other. Alas.

[nanila]

This is terrible! Two friends who have never had a bourbon cream! I must post some to you ASAP.

[xylie]

It is the Internets. Do you need an excuse to post a cat?

[nanila]

I shouldn't, should I.

[pbristow]

I couldn't answer the middle question because the correct answer ("a biscuit") was missing from the options. =:o{

[nanila]

Note to self: pbristow can be offered ALL THE BISCUITS when he visits.