Scene 1 Yesterday. The weather’s nice and we’re digging over the veg patch with the help of the children.
Him: “I’m just going to pop to the garden centre and get some manure and seeds.”
Me: “Good idea.”
45 minutes later
Him: “I bought 300 litres of horse shit and enough seeds and seed potatoes to get us through rationing, when it starts.”
Me: “...”
Scene 2 Today. Weather’s still nice. Veg patch has had manure dug into it and things planted in it.
Him: “If you don’t mind, I’m going to pop to the shops a bit earlier than I have been doing [after the children are asleep] and see if it’s better stocked. I’m not going to panic-buy anything.”
Me: “Sure. OK, no worries, I’ll make dinner.”
45 minutes later
Him, plonking six bags and some large bits of wood on the floor.: “I couldn’t find pasta, rice or eggs, but here are a bunch of gardening supplies and £110 worth of groceries, including tinned spinach.”
Me: “...”
I mean, I’m the American one in this relationship, aren’t I supposed to be the one who goes full underground survival bunker in this situation?
Him: “I’m just going to pop to the garden centre and get some manure and seeds.”
Me: “Good idea.”
45 minutes later
Him: “I bought 300 litres of horse shit and enough seeds and seed potatoes to get us through rationing, when it starts.”
Me: “...”
Scene 2 Today. Weather’s still nice. Veg patch has had manure dug into it and things planted in it.
Him: “If you don’t mind, I’m going to pop to the shops a bit earlier than I have been doing [after the children are asleep] and see if it’s better stocked. I’m not going to panic-buy anything.”
Me: “Sure. OK, no worries, I’ll make dinner.”
45 minutes later
Him, plonking six bags and some large bits of wood on the floor.: “I couldn’t find pasta, rice or eggs, but here are a bunch of gardening supplies and £110 worth of groceries, including tinned spinach.”
Me: “...”
I mean, I’m the American one in this relationship, aren’t I supposed to be the one who goes full underground survival bunker in this situation?
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LOL okay son
He's not the first person I've heard murmuring about rationing, though. I do wonder if such a thing may become necessary to cut down on people unnecessarily hoarding and disrupting the food supply.
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It sounds like you're going to have some delicious produce later in the season.
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Either way, we should have a lovely crop of home-grown veg and fruit to consume over the summer. That has to be good.
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Is the survival bunker mentality an American thing? I always thought it was just my family. My dad was a definitely a preserved food hoarder, but he always said it was because our family was ex-Mormons (his parents, I think, I think). Gave up God, but not preparing for the End Times. I’m finding during all of this (and also maybe my desires to have a small holding), that this might have rubbed off on me more than I thought O_O I’m not hoarding and I’m trying to use my powers for good (getting my neighbours on my prebooked grocery orders since they can’t get them, offering them odds and ends we can spare if they need it, etc.) , but I was definitely ready more prepared as this started than my neighbours.
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Oh yes, I think the survival bunker mentality is definitely an American thing. It gets inculcated relatively late, I think. I only remember becoming aware of it around 8-10 years old, when living with my maternal grandparents, who were children of the Great Depression and were definitely prepared - or at least thought they were - for EVERYTHING. Always extra clean drinking water in the garage, regularly replenished, and extra tins of petrol. Fully stocked larder, kept up to date with tinned, preserved, and dried goods. And those are the more - benign, shall we say - elements of the preparation.
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That sounds like a manbuy if I ever saw one! :o)
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He may have a point about rationing, depending on how much of the supply chain is disrupted for how long. Hopefully not but yay for growing veg anyway.
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I also admit to having a truckload of wood mulch delivered, and inventorying my seeds for an unprecedented burst of gardening this year.*looks sheepish*
Virtual high fives to you and the bloke, and I sincerely hope we're overreacting.
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Yeah, that's... planning ahead, all right
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Happy Croc serves the purpose of laughing at autocorrect along with you lol/ no message in body
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Ah, but you'll be able to sell vegetables to the starving hordes!
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How many rolls of loo paper do you reckon a courgette will be worth?
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I think we all grew up with older relatives telling us tales of rationing and "Victory Gardening."
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