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Poll #18243 Most Useless London Underground Station
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Complete this sentence: Pimlico is the most useless London Underground station

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on the Victoria Line.
6 (54.5%)

in Zone 1.
3 (27.3%)

on the entire Tube network.
2 (18.2%)

If Pimlico is not the most useless London Underground station on the entire Tube network, what is?



Nearly thirteen years of working and/or living in London have given me a certain familiarity with the Victoria, District and Northern lines. I don’t know the Bakerloo and Central lines very well at all, which is why I’m not quite willing to declare Pimlico the most useless station on the entire network.

It is a pretty ridiculous station, though. No one who lives in the area around Pimlico station uses the Underground. They are all in black cabs or Aston Martins or Mercedes on the street level above. The only people who use Pimlico are tourists, to get to/from the Tate Britain. I took the photo below through the open train doors when a northbound Victoria line train drew to a halt at the station during rush hour. See those crowds of people waiting impatiently to board? No? Yeah, that’s because they’re never, ever there. (The appearance of John Boyega in the wall poster is purely coincidental, I assure you.)

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ETA at 10:19 AM: *KLAXON* MORNINGTON CRESCENT HAS BEEN MENTIONED ALREADY. That took even less time than I thought it would. *hands a banana to [personal profile] miss_s_b*
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nadriel: (Default)

From: [personal profile] nadriel


To be fair, I have some friends who live near Pimlico who use the station ;-)
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From: [personal profile] roarofsilence


I suggested Bank but I think Bank is probably the most horrible whereas I agree with you about Pimlico being the most useless (sorry it's early and I can't read or understand words in the morning).

I used to live on Warwick Square but neverrr used Pimlico, I always just went to Victoria. I feel like Pimlico could magically disappear overnight and no one would notice.
roarofsilence: (Default)

From: [personal profile] roarofsilence


Yes, I used to go through Bank every day and always had this panic that I would never, ever find a way out and be stuck in those airless tunnels for all eternity.
yvi: Kaylee half-smiling, looking very pretty (Default)

From: [personal profile] yvi


Four years after my last trip I still know exactly which one Bank is, just because you called it a labyrinth.
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)

From: [personal profile] siliconshaman


Fairly certain Bank connects to lines that don't exist in this reality, through some twist of topology. it would explain some of the denizens you see wandering it's endless halls...
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From: [personal profile] antisoppist


The first time I changed lines at Bank (well it says you can) at one point I walked down the length of an entire platform and out the other end down another endless corridor and I wondered whether all the people on the platform were just stood there motionless all the time or in another dimension altogether.

Do not change tube lines at Bank. It doesn't mean it. Other than "well you could, I suppose, but it would be much quicker to do it practically anywhere else".
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)

From: [personal profile] siliconshaman


I think if you're talking about the entire network, Down Street station is probably the most useless..just... but only because it's a ghost station.
Edited Date: 2017-04-21 11:12 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] clanwilliam


Turnham Green is much more useless than Pimlico, and I say that as someone who's used it.

I have to say I find St James's Park really annoying because by the time you've detangled yourself from the surrounding streets, you'd have got there quicker from Westminster or Victoria. But I suppose TFL HQ do like having a tube station underneath.
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From: [personal profile] antisoppist


Oh! I thought it was just me. On paper it looked more sensible for Smith Square than Westminster, which I also thought would also be busier, but any time I saved was spent wandering around outside it before I worked out where I was and where I was going.
cesy: "Cesy" - An old-fashioned quill and ink (Default)

From: [personal profile] cesy


Whereas I had a friend who lived near Turnham Green for a while and so I actually used it.
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From: [personal profile] bryangb


Turnham Green is a very useful station if you live or work nearby, as I do - and as many others clearly do to judge by the crowds.

What it is utterly useless for is finding Turnham Green, which is much closer to Chiswick Park station.

TG station actually fronts onto Acton Green Common. Its only real connection to Turnham Green is that it's roughly where the right end of the Parliamentarian army would have been during the eponymous Civil War battle.
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)

From: [personal profile] siliconshaman


Technically, Down St is still there.. trains run though it and every once in a while a special stops there. It's just closed to the public apart from when they have an open day.

It's not on the current maps though, so.. ghost station.

But of active stations that do appear on the maps, you're probably right about Turnham Green.
Edited Date: 2017-04-21 02:42 pm (UTC)
subbes: A line-drawing of a jar labelled "Brand's Essence of Chicken" (Default)

From: [personal profile] subbes


You're quite welcome! i'm still a little sad that David Devant and his Spirit Wife never made it.

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From: [personal profile] slemslempike


NO Pimlico is NOT useless, it was my station (within 4 minutes walk) and it was heavenly. I love that it's not busy, but I've never seen it as empty as that. Though I don't use it at rush hour. It's preseumeably also the local stop for Penguin, who are nearby.
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From: [personal profile] thekumquat


Indeed!


I used to use Pimlico a lot as the quickest w way back to Smith Square from anywhere else, given all the tourists clogging up Westminster, Victoria or St James's.

I believe the stations with lowest usage atm are Sudbury Hill and Debden, but I went for Euston Square as a Z1 answer.
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