I’ve not been about much this month. My apologies for not keeping up with responding to comments and posts. This is because the past few weeks have been a whirlwind of activity. For one thing, we finally got our act together and began work on the house. The first big job that needed doing was the roof.
The roof was a cheap and nasty MDF slate affair. The original tiles that covered the cottage, which would have matched the neighbouring cottages and houses, were lost. The roof had not weathered the years well. Repairs had been bodge jobs, and it leaked, so the walls on the first floor suffered from damp. This meant that we couldn’t plaster or paint them, because they’d be ruined in six months by water damage.
We decided to replace the cheap pseudoslates with the real thing, and to have the front porch and bay window fitted with proper mini-roofs as well. (I think of the bay window roof as a hat.)
The scaffolders arrived at 8 AM on a Monday morning.

The old roof, from the back, post-scaffolding and pre-roofing.

The old roof, from the front, post-scaffolding and pre-roofing.

On day two, the roofers began stripping the slates from the front of the house.

By the end of the day, all the old slates were gone from the front.

By day four, the back of the roof had been completely covered in new slates.

The side of the house facing the canal. The roofers built an overhang into the new roof, seen only on the back bit because the new slates aren’t on the rest of the roof. It didn’t have one before, which was just silly. Note also that there is no scaffolding on this side of the house. This is because the Canal and Rivers Trust went all 'elf and safety' on us when presented with the prospect of scaffolding next to the towpath.

Back of the roof, day ten.

Front of the roof, day ten. I didn’t realise these photos were blurry until I downloaded them. Am a bit sad now, but I was so busy that I had literally 30 seconds to run outside and take these on the day. You can just see that the porch is being re-roofed.

Closeup of work on the porch and the bay window.

Looking out our bedroom window at the porch roof.

The new bay window hat! I’m especially fond of this bit.
They finished the job quickly once the problem of constructing the hat had been solved, and the scaffolding was taken down at 8 AM last Saturday morning. (The baby ran a temperature of 39+ on Friday night and we were up most of the night. I was Not Happy to see them since they were supposed to come on Monday. The bloke made them coffee. I didn't dare go outside lest I throw it over them instead of handing them the cups politely.) The hat is still not quite finished - the contractors had to order special little narrow ridges to join the three sides together and they haven’t arrived yet.

Back of the house, completed. New guttering and downpipes! Flashing on the chimneys!

Front of the house, almost completed. New guttering, fascias and downpipes! Flashing on the chimneys! Proper drainage for the porch guttering! Flashing on the porch and the bay window hat!

Side of the house. Drainage now set up for the valley between the two halves of the roof.
Now that all this is is (almost) done, we can feel confident about redecorating and repairing the interior of the house, as well as repainting the exterior. And once we’ve recovered from paying the bill (yowch), we can think about Phase 2: Converting the conservatory into a livable room.
In conclusion, responsible home ownership is ruddy exhausting. Also, expensive. Also also, why was it so exhausting even though all I did was organising the contractors, make a lot of coffee and answer questions about what I wanted?
At least it looks nice! I think? Reassurance would be most welcome.
The roof was a cheap and nasty MDF slate affair. The original tiles that covered the cottage, which would have matched the neighbouring cottages and houses, were lost. The roof had not weathered the years well. Repairs had been bodge jobs, and it leaked, so the walls on the first floor suffered from damp. This meant that we couldn’t plaster or paint them, because they’d be ruined in six months by water damage.
We decided to replace the cheap pseudoslates with the real thing, and to have the front porch and bay window fitted with proper mini-roofs as well. (I think of the bay window roof as a hat.)
The scaffolders arrived at 8 AM on a Monday morning.
The old roof, from the back, post-scaffolding and pre-roofing.
The old roof, from the front, post-scaffolding and pre-roofing.
On day two, the roofers began stripping the slates from the front of the house.
By the end of the day, all the old slates were gone from the front.
By day four, the back of the roof had been completely covered in new slates.
The side of the house facing the canal. The roofers built an overhang into the new roof, seen only on the back bit because the new slates aren’t on the rest of the roof. It didn’t have one before, which was just silly. Note also that there is no scaffolding on this side of the house. This is because the Canal and Rivers Trust went all 'elf and safety' on us when presented with the prospect of scaffolding next to the towpath.
Back of the roof, day ten.
Front of the roof, day ten. I didn’t realise these photos were blurry until I downloaded them. Am a bit sad now, but I was so busy that I had literally 30 seconds to run outside and take these on the day. You can just see that the porch is being re-roofed.
Closeup of work on the porch and the bay window.
Looking out our bedroom window at the porch roof.
The new bay window hat! I’m especially fond of this bit.
They finished the job quickly once the problem of constructing the hat had been solved, and the scaffolding was taken down at 8 AM last Saturday morning. (The baby ran a temperature of 39+ on Friday night and we were up most of the night. I was Not Happy to see them since they were supposed to come on Monday. The bloke made them coffee. I didn't dare go outside lest I throw it over them instead of handing them the cups politely.) The hat is still not quite finished - the contractors had to order special little narrow ridges to join the three sides together and they haven’t arrived yet.
Back of the house, completed. New guttering and downpipes! Flashing on the chimneys!
Front of the house, almost completed. New guttering, fascias and downpipes! Flashing on the chimneys! Proper drainage for the porch guttering! Flashing on the porch and the bay window hat!
Side of the house. Drainage now set up for the valley between the two halves of the roof.
Now that all this is is (almost) done, we can feel confident about redecorating and repairing the interior of the house, as well as repainting the exterior. And once we’ve recovered from paying the bill (yowch), we can think about Phase 2: Converting the conservatory into a livable room.
In conclusion, responsible home ownership is ruddy exhausting. Also, expensive. Also also, why was it so exhausting even though all I did was organising the contractors, make a lot of coffee and answer questions about what I wanted?
At least it looks nice! I think? Reassurance would be most welcome.
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Invasion of space, resulting in you not being able to do your normal relaxation rituals.
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Yes, this is what being a project manager is! I forget that sometimes.
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Winces at the now. Not a fan of multi-valleyed roofs for just that reason, they concentrate the rainfall over the middle of the house, not just past the eaves where it belongs!
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Yep, exactly. And unfortunately for us: (a) the prevailing wind tends to come from the canal side and (b) setting up a downpipe on the other side isn't possible because, well, it'd have to go through our neighbour's house!
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I think it was also knowing that they were going to turn up at 8 AM every morning. I usually focus my energy in the morning on getting everyone else ready for the day, and then get myself washed & dressed & fed afterward. But while the builders were here I had to be sure I was up and ready to outside and unlock gates/answer questions/make coffee/etc. It was a lot of extra work, especially with my parents here.
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Also also, why was it so exhausting even though all I did was..
As others have said, constantly having people in your private space is tiring. The bit where you were also at home with a baby and a toddler while all that change and presumably noise was going on could be a contributing factor.
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that would wear me out all by itself :-)
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The toddler was mostly at nursery when the work was going on, so that was some relief. However, my parents were here during the works, so that added the stress back (and more). :P
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(And you're right, that is a particularly cute bay window.)
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just kidding. it does look super inviting though! really lovely. Like the garden/flowers, too. :)
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The garden is fecund. We're constantly pruning, trimming, deadheading, weeding, watering and hoeing. It's a pleasure, but it's also so much work this time of year. The toddler is getting really into it, though. She does the watering when she comes home from nursery. :)
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And as a person who nearly cried copiously when we had people in fitting solar panels (it barely took a day), I admire your fortitude.
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Oof, it did take a lot of fortitude, looking back at it now. Two weeks of people turning up at 8 AM most days and swarming over your house is a lengthy torment.
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The conservatory is the next bit of the house that we want to tackle. We love using it as a greenhouse but we'd like to make it a usable living space as well. That will take some careful design work because we want to preserve the light coming in, which means lots of windows/skylights.
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(And nice to see what your house looks like. Very Escape to the Country-ish.)
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Yes, this bit of Worcestershire is pretty much what all the Escape to the Country folk are hoping to find. :)
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Rain and damp walls have definitely been on our minds because they've stopped us from decorating for almost three years. Now that we've had some storms, we can be pretty confident that we can actually paint! \o/
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I hope you get to test it out soon! (...If in a localised fashion.)
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