nanila: little and wicked (mizuno: lil naughty)
([personal profile] nanila Nov. 26th, 2014 08:12 am)
Humuhumu, the bloke and I are at the table, finishing off breakfast. Humuhumu slips off to the sitting room. Suspicious noises are heard.

Me: "Baby, what are you doing?"
More noises
Bloke: "Pops, on a scale of one to ten, how naughty are you being?"
Brief silence
Humuhumu: "Six!"

~*~


Phone conversation, early morning of the second of my work days in London.

Me: "Oh, you're off early!"
Bloke: "Of course. We run a tighter ship when the Mama is away."
Me: "Oh really. What did you two have for breakfast this morning?"
Bloke: "....crumpets and mince pies."
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From: [personal profile] liv


I am really quite impressed that the manipulation that works on adults: ask them to rate their situation on a scale rather than asking a more direct question gets you more honest answers, also works on a toddler.

From: [personal profile] cosmolinguist


I hope having learned that she can accurately evaluate her naughtiness level, you guys keep asking her in future to rate it on a scale of one to ten. :)
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From: [personal profile] rmc28


That seems like an excellent breakfast to me :-)
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From: [personal profile] major_clanger


I am really impressed by her foresight in allowing herself some headroom for further increased and unspecified naughtiness.
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From: [personal profile] major_clanger


You want to be really worried when she goes all Spın̈al Tap on you and declares that her naughtiness scale goes up to 11.

From: [personal profile] caulkhead


This sounds like a winning Saturday breakfast strategy to me. Think I'll stop for crumpets on the way home.
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From: [personal profile] forthwritten


H's response was "AHAHAHA I like this person"

We should be worried.
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From: [personal profile] lurkingcat


Oh Humuhumu,that's rather brilliant :)

*looks shifty*
Some of us may have had ginger cake for breakfast this morning so I can't really fault Bloke on his breakfast making decisions...
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From: [personal profile] askygoneonfire


I actually laughed out loud at the second one.

Thank you for sharing these snapshots of your life - I so enjoy them.
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