And then I bit his knees off

[nanila]

Things You Don't Want To Hear From The GP When You're 39 Weeks Pregnant: "Wow, there's a real cannonball of a head wedged down in your pelvis now!" GREAT THANKS DUDE, I only have to pass that "cannonball" through my ladybits.

He followed this up with, "It probably won't be today, but it won't be long before you're off to hospital!"

Comments

[xylie]

How has your GP lived so long, being so utterly without a survival instinct?

[yvi]

*blinks*

What the hell made him think saying that was a good idea?

[innerbrat]

On the bright side - at least it's wedged down in your pelvis! This is actually considerably good news. Your passenger understands the proper procedure for dewombing!

[miss_s_b]

Appropriate icon is appropriate LOL

[davegodfrey]

I decided that being born was far too much effort, so I just waited around until they had to forcibly remove me.

I am however, mildly surprised that yon GP hasn't been strangled with his own stethoscope by now.

[lark_ascends]

*blinks*

*blinks some more*

What an arse!!

[lovepeaceohana]

...on the other hand, at least you aren't hearing it when you're not pregnant? o.O Still, ouch.

And, good luck! I'll keep my crossables crossed for y'all. :3

[sunflowerinrain]

I typed and deleted a few comments that looked far too sexist on the screen. They're still in my mind, though ;)

As someone else has said, at least everything is in the right position. And it's amazing how one's ladybits stretch and then spring back into place. Even the pelvis gets elasticated.

Good luck, and may it be over swiftly and as gently as possible.

[castiron]

Yep, not a shining example of bedside manner.

Though the comment did make me curious enough to do a bit of Googling and find out how big the average newborn's head (35 cm/13.75 inch circumference, so about 11 cm/4.4 inch diameter -- imprecise since the head's not a circle, but close enough) is compared to a cannonball. http://www.arc.id.au/Cannonballs.html if you actually want to know.

And yes, the head really will fit through there; it moves through a lot more slowly than a cannonball ;-).

Yay for being almost done!