Friday's Unscientific Poll: Flowery substitutes

Today's poll is brought to you by BBC recordings I have attended.

Poll #18126 In other words

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Which is the better euphemism for a woman's private parts?

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Auntie Mary in her ladygarden
5 (26.3%)

Tufted mufflington
14 (73.7%)

My preferred hilarious euphemism is

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