I found a caterpillar in my salad today. Well, not so much "found" as "poked my salad with a fork and watched in surprise as a caterpillar leapt to the relative safety of another region of my plate".

Keiki was delighted. As soon as his daddy and Humuhumu appeared from a trip to the WC, he called across the pub, "Daddy! There was a CATERPILLAR in the lettuce and it jumped onto Mummy's LEMON!"

The looks on the faces of the other diners - not to mention the waitstaff - were a sight to behold.

Later, I bought the children a lollipop.

Me: "Keiki, what does your green lollipop taste like?"

Keiki, gravely: "Kelp."
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From: [personal profile] cmcmck


It tastes like kelp! Everyone knows that! :o)
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From: [personal profile] wohali


Kelp is tasty! Probably not in a lollipop though.

Sometimes it's good to have excitement. In your case with the salad...not so much. :)
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From: [personal profile] lurkingcat


I'm glad your caterpillar was still alive when you found it. I have a very vivid childhood holiday memory of discovering a caterpillar in the cabbage on my plate. The cabbage had been well cooked and so, alas, had the caterpillar.
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From: [personal profile] fred_mouse


My childhood memories of caterpillars are similar, although in broccoli, not cabbage. They were green before cooking (and thus invisible to me, whose job it was to pick off the caterpillars) and pink after cooking.
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From: [personal profile] omnipotent


Kelp is tasty, but probably not as a lollipop, LOL.

Well, I must ask because reasons....did you eat the caterpillar, and if so, was it good? :P
Edited (chuckles) Date: 2018-08-17 11:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] azurelunatic


When Purple found a live caterpillar in his mint lemonade, he took it as a sign that the mint was very fresh. Still a distinct surprise!
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From: [personal profile] st_aurafina


I mean - at least it was a whole caterpillar?

Poor waitstaff!
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From: [personal profile] silveradept


That's certainly a thing to discover in one's food. And, of course, the fun is amplified by the multiplier of how loud Keiki's excitedness was.

Also, kelp, huh? Didn't know that seaweed types were part of the regular diet.
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Ooh, that's lovely! I'll bet that makes cooking a lot easier.
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