I found a caterpillar in my salad today. Well, not so much "found" as "poked my salad with a fork and watched in surprise as a caterpillar leapt to the relative safety of another region of my plate".
Keiki was delighted. As soon as his daddy and Humuhumu appeared from a trip to the WC, he called across the pub, "Daddy! There was a CATERPILLAR in the lettuce and it jumped onto Mummy's LEMON!"
The looks on the faces of the other diners - not to mention the waitstaff - were a sight to behold.
Later, I bought the children a lollipop.
Me: "Keiki, what does your green lollipop taste like?"
Keiki, gravely: "Kelp."
Keiki was delighted. As soon as his daddy and Humuhumu appeared from a trip to the WC, he called across the pub, "Daddy! There was a CATERPILLAR in the lettuce and it jumped onto Mummy's LEMON!"
The looks on the faces of the other diners - not to mention the waitstaff - were a sight to behold.
Later, I bought the children a lollipop.
Me: "Keiki, what does your green lollipop taste like?"
Keiki, gravely: "Kelp."
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Sometimes it's good to have excitement. In your case with the salad...not so much. :)
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Well, I must ask because reasons....did you eat the caterpillar, and if so, was it good? :P
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Poor waitstaff!
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The waitstaff were very good about it - I had to keep assuring them that really, I was fine.
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Also, kelp, huh? Didn't know that seaweed types were part of the regular diet.
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