As amused as I am at how many people have Opinions about taps, I won't be getting back to your comments today. My apologies.

This is because I have just spent an entire day (9 AM to 5 PM) learning to snowboard. Or, as our instructor so tactfully put it, "hauling ourselves repeatedly up a hill and then falling down a lot."

I am pleased to have survived the experiment whilst retaining my ability to walk. I do have, however, a bump on my head and a badly bruised coccyx. I'm still kicking myself for not wearing my padded cycling leggings under my waterproof trousers and instead going for my standard workout leggings.

I managed to go down the hill once on my own heel-edge, and most of the way once toe-edge, without falling over. When they got to the demonstration of turning in the afternoon, I just laughed. I will certainly not be "snowboarding to recreational standard" (as per the blurb for the course) without several more lessons. Or possibly never.

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Here is a photo of us at the end. Astonishingly, we're all still smiling. The one without a helmet was our skillful and lovely instructor Kasha. Then there's me. Then there's the instigator of this particular lark. Our daughters are currently taking snowboarding lessons together, and are already more skillful than we are. The person on the end in the blue helmet is another friend she talked into attending.

If you'll excuse me, I'm now going to go drink a lot of mint tea and take some ibuprofen in the hopes that I will be able to bend down enough to hug my children tomorrow.
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From: [personal profile] st_aurafina


Omg, go you guys! That's fantastic, and I hope you're not too sore today.
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I don't envy you the snow, but oh, I'd love to have a go at this! The fact that you are all still smiling at the end is lovely.
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I suspect it will be Some Time -- there are no local sources of snow, and our currently planned trip to a country that gets lots of snow is going to be in local summer.

And I can sympathise on the forced smiles.
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Hooray for being able to not fall down at least once for each edge.

And also, hooray for pain killers.
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Ooo my! Well done all of you. Hope the mint tea and ibuprofen has had the desired effect.
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From: [personal profile] sfred


I'm glad you survived! I think snowboarding is probably not for me.
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Tamworth is a bitch to learn to board at. Once you’ve passed recreational standard, go to Milton Keynes and have a go there. They have button lifts, which are a pain for boarders, but they now is a foot thick. I hope you’re not too sore today!
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Yep all those. Although when I learnt to board I had lessons 1&2 on the beginner slope, 3&4 on the main one and skiing also on the main ones. Padding (and skiing ;)) are where it’s at...

Milton Keynes has other problems, although it’s much softer to land on!

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Snowboarding seems... hard. I learnt to ski* on the dry slopes at Tamworth, nearly 30 years ago, and it didn't seem to have that much falling over involved. Of course, that might be because in many ways I was a preternaturally cautious child...

* for not very good values of "ski"
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I can see why snowboarding might work well with children. While they mostly still bounce...
Yes - with ski-ing, we did "learning to stop", and then "advanced learning to stop more quickly".
Good luck with snowboarding! Remember the padded shorts next time! And the ibuprofen gel!
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I hope you enjoyed it - and will try it again!
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