Let's play a game. A distraction game.

[nanila]

The implications of the UK cabinet reshuffle are making my head hurt. Let's play a game.

Zombie construction worker: Craaaaanesss, craaaaanesss
Zombie tourist in Copenhagen: Daaaaaanesss, Daaaaanesss
Zombie farmer: Graaaaainsss, graaainsss
Zombie in need of underpants: Haaaaanesss, Haaaaaanesss
Zombie Tarzan: Jaaaaaaanesss, Jaaaaaaanesss
Zombie traffic coordinator: Laaaaaaanessss, laaaaaanesss
Zombie electrician: Maaaaaainsss, maaaaainsss
Zombie Tattoo: Plaaaaanesss, plaaaanesss
Zombie attempting to book an NHS appointment: Paaaainsss, paaainsss
Zombie weather forecaster: Raaaaainsss, raaaaainsss
Zombie Lady Macbeth: Staaaaainsss, staaaaainsss
Zombie station announcer: Traaaaainsss, traaaaainsss
Zombie haematologist: Veeeeeins, veeeeeins

Add more in the comments! Bonus points if yours are related to the cabinet reshuffle. Go on then.

Comments

[alwayswondered]

Zombie prison warden: Chaaaainsss, chaaaainsss.
Zombie composer: Refraaaainsss, refraaaainsss.
Zombie Batman: Baaaaanes, Baaaanes.

[magister]

Zombie sanitation engineer - "Draaaiiinsss"
Zombie Thor - "Jaaanesss"
Zombie magician - "Blaaainesss"
Zombie dominatrix - "Caaanesss"
Zombie CMOT Dibbler - "Get yet braaainsss on a stick"

[alwayswondered]

Zombie Prime Ministerial candidate: Campaaaaaigns, campaaaaaigns.
Zombie sports massage therapist: Straaaaains, straaaaains.
My Fair Zombie: The raaaaain in Spaaaaain stays maaaaainly in the plaaaaains.

[wordweaverlynn]

Zombie MacBeth: Thaaaaaaanes, Thaaaaaanes
Zombie Garth: Waaaaaaaaaaaynes, Waaaaaaaaaaynes
Zombie cross-stitcher: Skeeeeeeeiiiiiins, Skeeeeeeeeiiiiins

This whole thread makes me bizarrely happy.

[happydork]

Zombie guy who doesn't know much about statistics trying to tell me how to do my job: *mansplaaaaaains*

[nanila]

I do hope the response to this involved a cricket bat and the application of a certain amount of force.

[happydork]

Zombie Katy when handed a cricket bat: *refraaaaaaaains*

[nanila]

Aaaahhh, Wayne's World! *loves*

Zombie mime: Feeeeeigns, feeeeeigns
Zombie Queen: Reeeeeigns, reeeeeigns

[nanila]

*applauds*

Zombie Hans Gruber: McClaaaaanesss, McClaaaaanesss

[nanila]

Zombie dominatrix FTW!

[alwayswondered]

Zombie Oscar Pistorius: complaaaaains.

[nanila]

Ooh, topical!

Zombie George Osborne: Remaaaaainsss, remaaainsss

[holyschist]

Zombie economist: gaaaaainssss gaaaaainsssss

...and that's all I've got, but this is an awesome thread and you should feel awesome.

[nanila]

Ahaha. Zombie ambulance-chasing lawyer: Claaaaaimssss, claaaaimssss

[holyschist]

Zombie coachman: reeeeeeins, reeeeeeins.

[lark_ascends]

*giggles*

[nanila]

So tempted to procrastinate right now. I'm trying not to sit around thinking up more of these.