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([personal profile] nanila Feb. 12th, 2012 06:37 pm)
Last night, I went to a pub and had drinks with more Americans than I've seen at once - without being in the States - in a very long time.

I met a couple who were visiting the UK for a week. This was their last night in London before they flew home. I got to chatting with one of them and she said something about Budweiser being the redneck beer in America.

"I thought that was Pabst Blue Ribbon," I said.

"Oh no, that's something else," she replied. "You see, it's either Budweiser or Miller that gets served at American football games. They're not very nice. Not like your beer."

"Right," I said, warily, as it hit me that maybe she thought I was British. The pub was busy and we were having to shout, so I thought it was a mistake I could easily correct later.

Later, we went to the bar together. I offered to get the round and ordered our drinks. I figured that now that she'd heard me speak clearly, she would work out that I was not British.

Nope. She began explaining the rules of American football to me. "It's not like your football," she said, "because it's mostly played with your hands." I stared at her as she carried on blithely.

Still later, as the alcohol consumption level and voice volume increased, she leaned over and said, "Sorry if we're embarrassing you because we're so loud. You can blame it on us being American."

I have never felt so alienated from my own people in my life.
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tuzemi: (Default)

From: [personal profile] tuzemi


I suck at doing nuance online, apologies if I read this entirely wrong but it made me chuckle. Being mistaken for not-USA would have made my month.
miss_s_b: (Britishness: Rugger)

From: [personal profile] miss_s_b


I like it when Americans try to explain American football or baseball to me: "ah, so it's like rugby/rounders, but with more padding because you're wussies?"

I'm bad and wrong, aren't I?
gominokouhai: (Default)

From: [personal profile] gominokouhai


To be fair, she sounds like the crap kind of American. Spends all evening hoping that you're going to say something like: woooow. You play American football with your hands? What a bizarre and exotic foreign clime America must be!

Either that or she's heard that self-deprecating `humor' is a thing that the Briddish do, and she's trying desperately to fit in and doing it wrong. Either way, she's the kind of American you're better off without.

The cool Americans still think you're one of them and the cool British think you're one of us. I suspect you've got the balance about right.
gominokouhai: (Default)

From: [personal profile] gominokouhai


"Oh yes. We have the same game, but it's called rounders and we only let our nine-year-old schoolgirls play it."
chickenfeet: (cute)

From: [personal profile] chickenfeet


Make yourself a nice cup of tea. You'll soon get over it.
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From: [personal profile] chickenfeet


I'm a rugby referee in Canada. I've reffed quite a lot of junior and high school games as well as having coached my club U16 boys team. Which is to say I've met a lot of parents of young rugby players; male and female. They are often seriously taken aback by how little protective gear rugby players wear given the nature of the game. If I had a dollar for every time I've explained the downside of players wearing heavy, rigid, protection I'd be a rich man.
miss_s_b: River Song and The Eleventh Doctor have each other's back (Default)

From: [personal profile] miss_s_b


Yeah, the amount of torsion injuries to the neck opne gets with helmets is impressive.
chickenfeet: (spear)

From: [personal profile] chickenfeet


That and the fact that if you give people rigid protection they will use it offensively.
miss_s_b: (Britishness: Rugger)

From: [personal profile] miss_s_b


Surely not?! I mean, rugger is a game for gentlemen!

Well, and the Welsh...

(slightly annoyed with the Welsh after two weeks of six nations games)
chickenfeet: (canada)

From: [personal profile] chickenfeet


I think my friend Kelly who captains the Canadian Women's 7s team might take exception to that.
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From: [personal profile] miss_s_b


Oh dear. Pardon my loose use of language; I meant gentleman in terms of person with good manners, not as in person of cis male gender. But I should have been more careful. Still, it's not often I get caught out in sexist language, so thank you for keeping me on the ground :)
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From: [personal profile] chickenfeet


I figured that but couldn't resist!

One could write a thesis on what is or was meant by a "gentleman" in rugby. Clearly it wouldn't include the Welsh! I played with possibly the last person not to be picked for Scotland because he "wasn't the right sort of chap".
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From: [personal profile] soliano


I always thought of Miller as a redneck beer. PBR seems to be getting trendy. Even the rednecks won't drink it.
soliano: (Default)

From: [personal profile] soliano


Might be regional. I am from the South. In college the bar I worked at sold Rolling Rock. We thought the northern equivalent of rednecks bought that.
chickenfeet: (canada)

From: [personal profile] chickenfeet


These things go around. For years in Canada Carling Black Label was drunk only by old geezers at the Legion. Then the Goths took it up. Black after all. For a nanosecond it was very trendy. My guess is that it's well back in geezer territory.
chickenfeet: (canada)

From: [personal profile] chickenfeet


Odd, I've always thought of RR as quite upmarket by American "beer" standards but then you know what Canadians say about American beer... like making love in a canoe.
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From: [personal profile] alwayswondered


Wait. PBR is cool now? Next you'll be telling me icing isn't a thing anymore.
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