The Friday Five on a Sunday

1. What’s harder to live without, chocolate or alcohol?
   
   I've frequently given up alcohol for weeks. I've never dared give up chocolate. I might turn into a monster.
   
   
2. Does the colour yellow remind you of anything?
   
   A few things. Drawing the Sun with crayons. The walls of the Camden flat I lived in when I first moved to London. The colour of baby poop (soooo weird).
   
   
3. Who most annoyed you last week?
   
   The Andrew formerly known as Prince. Just go and fade away into obscurity already, although really you should be in prison, you entitled twerp.
   
   
4. Do you have a cutesy romantic nickname for your partner (or previous partners)?
   
   Yes. I'm disinclined to expound on that.
   
   
5. What is your favourite Stephen King movie?
   
   Er, none of them. I can't watch most horror films. They give me nightmares for weeks.