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May I present the Physics Optics Workshop door sign, embedded amongst a lot of warning signs, which reads:
Optics Workshop Rates
If you watch - £60/hr
If you offer advice - £80/hr
If you help - £100/hr
If you reckon you are the expert, go away and do it yourself - Free
