This Caturday: Horrible Things Our Cat Has Left Us Recently

Just in case you miss the subject line, don’t click the cut text below if you have an aversion to viewing dead, drowned and dissected birds and mammals. Telstar has been on an absolute rampage recently and he seems to want to drag everything home and share it with us. Some of the horrors may hold a macabre amusement for those of you who have lived with cats for a long time, so I’m sharing them on this fine Caturday.

( TRIGGER WARNING: Contains CARNAGE. Really, DON’T click on this if you are sensitive to gore or guts or drowned things. )

Look at that face. Butter wouldn't melt!