Sauntering Vaguely Downward

This (or something like it) is something about my old office environment that I actually miss, with our skimpy little allocation one small locker in the break room at $CURRENT_EMPLOYER. Really, someone should update employment legislation to include the right to "a big enough space on the premises to store stuff that you don't want the people at home/elsewhere to mess with, but with an optional lock so that the people at work can't mess with it either". =:o}