Next time you are at Minehead Butlins, shout and I will come and rescue you and drive you the 45 minutes to my house and not talk to you and give you a darkened room to lie in for a couple of hours and drive you back again :-)

Son used to do Minehead Parkrun. It was impressive how many people on a weekend at Butlins would turn up to run 5K along the seafront at 9 on a Saturday morning. Though it occurs to me now, it was perhaps their only chance of a little peace while at Butlins.