I hate husbands like that too. My dad is frustrating in how he helps (creates more mess first, takes over every counter of a room, takes forever but it is done) but he helps. He also calls out his co-workers on the regular.

work mate saw my dad take the company hoover into his van to clean it and said
wm: 'the fuck, mate? that's wummin's wurk'
dad: 'ye never hoover then?'
wm: 'naw that's fer the mrs'
dad: 'whit de you dae then?'
wm: *laughs* 'work!'
dad: 'aye and so does ma mrs. i hoover and clean the kitchen and does the living room and bedroom. the bairn does the cooking and bathroom. three adults in the hoose, mate'
wm: 'yer a fanny, letting those twa dictate'
dad: 'how bout i come shove this hoover up yer erse and ye can say that again'


lol