Awards you entire box of boozy chocolates. Hell the parking alone would be enough. An older bloke once came over to me in a hospital car park and asked if it would be helpful if he parked my car for me and I was very grateful rather than feeling patronised because I had a crying child in the back I was taking to A&E with severe headache and vomiting and I can't park anyway and the car park was packed and their spaces are tiny.

I think what we should be aiming for is Sweden, where one of my male clients once had a phone call with me interrupted with "pappa! pappa!" and explained without apology that he was working at home because his son was ill and his son had run out of the games on the ipad his father had thought would keep him occupied while he rang me. I said I knew how it was...